ONLINE DART JOKES

Dart jokes are as amusing as the game itself. Dart games are an occasion for socializing and having fun. Enjoy these short dart jokes.

1. A middle-aged couple went to a pub, and began looking at some young people playing darts. After some time, a couple of tall players took over. The man said to his wife, "Now lets watch some professionals playing darts." One of the guys standing beside them overheard this and said, "Well, they are not professionals, but most of the females present here are." The couple did not stay there very long!

2. A man was invited to play darts. He reluctantly joined the game, saying he had never played the game before. He went on to win all the games with super scores. When asked how he could do that if this was his first time, the man revealed, "It's true, this is my first time. But I have some old darts at home that I throw to pin flies to the wall." When asked further if that was not messy, he replied, "And I pin them only by their hind legs!" (the secret of his super accuracy!)

3. There is a joke that goes like - a player's dart hit a nun, and he then cried out his score: "one-nun-ded and eighty!"

4. A pub joke - What did the baby elephant say to the naked bathing man ? How do you drink with that!